“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.”
This will vary from anime to TV shows to books and an array of items that I happen to find quite humorous and worthy of keeping for future reference. I am 18 and in the university.
I enjoy Supernatural, Doctor Who, Hannibal, Sherlock, various anime including Hetalia, Death Note, Black Butler, Hellsing, action movies, Terry Pratchett, ect. I am quite happy for any messages to come my way or if a questions seeks to be answered. Please enjoy your stay.
the YA section of any given bookstore: NORMAL GIRL JUST LIKE ANY OTHER COME IN CONTACT WITH DARK MAGIC. MUST PROTECT/RESCUE/LEAVE FAMILY. SUDDENLY, A BOY IS HERE. HOT BOY. KISS HOT BOY. GIRL IS SASSY NOW. EVERYTHING CHANGE. SAVE WORLD.

idiotbrothers:

mishasbootyisthebestbooty:

idiotbrothers:

watching Sam and Dean working cases in s1 makes me laugh because they’re suited up and they’re like “yes hello we’re trained professionals….we have credentials or whatever………..trust us” 

and then you look at them and they’re these two fresh-faced pretty boys with suspiciously styled hair and ugly ties and a tendency to stand too close to each other 

like ok kids 

run along to mommy 

It’s hard to run up walls.

LISTEN HERE 

awkward-fallen-angel:

awwwcastiel:

rockandrollchick:

Luke 1:19

And the angel answered him, “I am Gabriel. I stand in the presence of God, and I was sent to speak to you and to bring you this good news:

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Our whole fandom is going to hell

At least we know there will be good company down there

octopusbath:

hamishwatson:

if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands

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monkeysaysficus:

joshisasoftie:

sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

SOURCE

THIS IS SOME MOSES SHIT

THIS IS SOME SHIT UP WITH WHICH WE WILL NOT PUT

beautiful-assbutt:

owlmylove:

gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:

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i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

(Source: shittime)

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog)

destieldemonized:

Jared and Jensen lamenting each other’s lost superhero roles [x / x]

Reblogging this again because they would’ve been in The Avengers together and I just can’t right now. Don’t get me wrong, I love Chris and Chris but J2 though.

(Source: jaredbottoms)

assassinregrets:

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

(Source: omnomnominator)